“y to the railing of a cruise ship, clutching her hat against the strong wind.
A gentleman walked up and said with concern,
“Pardon me, madam, but your dress is blowing quite a bit in this wind.”
“Yes, I know,” she replied, still holding on. “But I need both hands to keep my hat from flying away.”
“Madam,” he said gently, “the problem is… the wind is lifting your dress a little higher than you may realize.”
The lady glanced down, …Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇”