Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to
A husband exclaims to his wife one day,
“Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?”…
A redneck is on his honeymoon about to make love, when his wife says…
“Wait, honey, there’s somethin I need you to know. I’m a virgirn” “WHAT THE FUCK?” The man shouts, and he punches her in the face, knocks her out. He wraps her in the bedsheets, drags her down the stairs and
Hot Woman And Old Man in The Elevator
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, “S.h.i.t.” The woman, thinking that he didn’t hear her, slowly repeats “T.G.I.F.”…
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike.
“Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300. ” “Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. “I earned it hiking.” “Come on,” the father said. “Tell me the truth. ” “That is the truth,” the boy…
WHEN I’M AT THE STORE AND GETTING SOMETHING.
GRAB THE ONE BEHIND IT BECAUSE I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE ONE IN FRONT
There’s a bloke driving down a country road in his truck, when it coughs and splutters then the engine dies.
He pulls over to the side near a paddock. He climbs out and lifts the
A husband and wife came up with a “code word” so their kid wouldn’t understand when they wanted some alone time They chose the word: “typewriter.”
One night, the husband told his 5-year-old daughter, “Go tell mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” She ran to her mom… The mom replied, “Tell your daddy he can’t right now… there’s a red ribbon in the typewriter.”…
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
“I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months” “Why in