HOA Karen Paved Over My $80,000 Private Road — So I Made All 58 of Their Cars Disappear
The HOA president actually thought she could seize my property just by pouring fresh asphalt over it.She waited in my driveway with a $12,400 invoice for the “community improvement.”She was standing right on top of the 400-foot military-grade access road…
An Italian guy goes to a bar where he
spots a beautiful long legged blonde He picks her up and brings her home where he makes love to her, after ten minutes of fucking he asks her “are you
Which of these girls will be the most beautiful when she turns around?
A test that reveals the hidden traits of your personality!
One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friends.
He saw a monkey on a tree. “Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. Replied the monkey, “You are too big. You can not swing from trees like me.” Next, the elephant met a rabbit
A wife was in bed with her lover,
When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to
A husband exclaims to his wife one day,
“Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?”…
A redneck is on his honeymoon about to make love, when his wife says…
“Wait, honey, there’s somethin I need you to know. I’m a virgirn” “WHAT THE FUCK?” The man shouts, and he punches her in the face, knocks her out. He wraps her in the bedsheets, drags her down the stairs and
Hot Woman And Old Man in The Elevator
A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, “S.h.i.t.” The woman, thinking that he didn’t hear her, slowly repeats “T.G.I.F.”…