A man came home very late one night. He looked drunk and was laughing loudly as he walked through the door. His wife was waiting for him and asked angrily, “Where have you been?”
The man pointed upward with a big smile and said, “I was at the Golden Bar! It’s the best place in town. They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer… and even a golden urinal!”
The wife didn’t believe him. It all sounded too suspicious. So she picked up the phone and called the Golden Bar to check.
The person on the other end answered and said, “Yes, he’s here. And he’s sitting in the golden urinal again.”
*The joke:*
The husband thought he was bragging about a fancy, luxurious bar. But the “golden urinal” gave him away. He wasn’t in a palace, he was just drunk and probably in the bathroom.
*Lesson:*
Lies sound good until one silly detail exposes the truth.
