An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for thenight.“Don’t you realize you’ve had it?”“Oh, sorry,” says the old man, “how much do…
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up.He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times a week.She said to the doctor, “Please,…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,Then, as the wife…
A young Japanese girl
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. She looked up and said, “Excuse please,…
The new bride
The new bride went crying to her mother.“Mamma, I can’t get my husband to do anything.way to get him to do anything is to tell him he’s too old to do it.”
The nurse was walking down the hospital
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her.The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment,…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house,…
An Irishman buys a chainsaw…
Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy takes the…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight again’, she…
Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning.Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt to save him…