who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again’?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.