Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,
so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.
She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,
that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question,
I’ll be parked around the corner.”
She’s standing there for 5 minutes when
a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”
He says, “All I got is thirty”.
She says, “Hold on,” and runs back t
Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”
“A hand job”, Harry reply.
She runs back and tells the guy all
he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job
She gets in the car
He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE…
She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”
She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”