t was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands…
Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.”
“Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But I wonder what’s further up?”
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
“Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.