A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing
to speak to each other.
The groom’s best friend takes him aside
“Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making
love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on
“Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too
much,” says his friend.
“I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough.
She can’t expect you to have been saving yourself
“That’s not the problem, ” the groom says
“She gave me $20 change!”