Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
2nd joke of the day: “A man was riding a bus”
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business,
when this gorgeous woman next to him started to milk-feed her baby.
The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said,
“Come on, eat it all up or … I’ll have to give it to this nice man here.”
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,
“Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
A few minutes later, the anxious man said, “Come on, kid. Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!