There were these two not-so-smart guys,…
… Dwayne and Jock, and they locked their keys in their car.
Dwayne says to Jock, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
Jock ponders this, and then says, “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.”
Dwayne says, “Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?”
Jock answered, “No, people will think we’re too stupid to use the coat hanger.”
Dwayne says,
“Well we better think of something quick, because it’s starting to rain and the sunroof is open!”
A Man Meets Bill Gates At The Airport, And Asks Him This
I was in the airport VIP lounge en-route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.
Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft ex-chairman, introduced myself, and said, “Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor?”
“Yes?” he asked.
“I’m sitting right over there,” Pointing to my seat at the bar, I continued,… “And I’m waiting for a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say,… ‘Hi Tom?’”
“Sure,” Bill agreed, with a kind smile.
I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and we started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. “Hi, Tom,” he said.
I replied,
“Shut up Bill, I’m in a meeting.”