A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey,” she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?”
He laughs and says, “An Italian girl.”
She smiles and says, “Very funny.”
When the woman returns, her husband asks if she had a good time.
She replies, “It was wonderful, thank you. The conference was very informative, and I met a lot of interesting people.”
“That’s great,” he says. “Did you get my present?”
She smiles and shakes her head. “No,” she says. “But I did get his email address.”