Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage.

One of the men says, “I have it the worst.

My prudish wife won’t sleep with me more than once a month!.

She refuses!” The other men shake their heads.

One of them asks, “what did you do about it?”

The man says “I slept with that horny blonde over there by the pool table.

Unlike my wife, she’ll do anything.” The men laugh.

The second man says, “You think that’s bad?

My uptight wife won’t even sleep with me once a year!”

The other men shake their heads and one of them asks, “so, what did you do about it?”

The man says “I got my rocks off with that same slutty blonde over there by the pool table.

She’ll literally do any guy.”

The men laugh, then the third man says,

“That too bad for you guys, but honestly,

I definitely have it the worst.”

The men say, “what’s the problem with your wife?”

The man says, “Well for one, she’s always down here playing pool.

2nd Funny Joke

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.”

Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!”

Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?”

Little Johnny replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!”

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!