A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. She looked up and said, “Excuse please,…
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The new bride
The new bride went crying to her mother.“Mamma, I can’t get my husband to do anything.way to get him to do anything is to tell him he’s too old to do it.”
The nurse was walking down the hospital
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her.The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment,…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house,…
An Irishman buys a chainsaw…
Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy takes the…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife
who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight again’, she…
Men are very sensitive..
Some construction workers are working on a high building early in the morning.Sadly, Steve slips off a ledge, spirals down to the ground and is critically injured. They attempt to save him…
A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he’ll deliver it to to man in 1 week’s time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.The farmer offers to refund the man’s money, but the man chooses…
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic…
Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and notices there’s a sign outside that says “TREATMENT COST $20, IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU GET $100 BACK.” The lawyer thinks this…
A young couple was getting ready to give birth to their first child,
and they had determined that the child should not be named until after it was born, so that they could meet it and make the name based on that first magical moment….