Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband:…
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They Locked Their Keys In Their Car
There were these two not-so-smart guys,… … Dwayne and Jock, and they locked their keys in their car. Dwayne says to Jock, “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger…
A wealthy man walked into a bar
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet…
Tim decided to tie the knot with his girlfriend
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period…
People wondered about the purpose of these 6 things and got unexpected answers
When in doubt, Google it, or even better, turn to the online community and seek your answer there. Nowadays, the pursuit of knowledge is on the tip of our fingers, and the…
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you, honey,” she says. “What would you like me to bring back for…
The bride immediately called her mother
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the honeymoon?” “Oh, Mum,” she replied, “the…
70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral
Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is…
A couple were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man released that he would need his wife to…
A Woman’s Dilemma: To Give Up Her First-Class Seat or Not?
A woman’s exciting upgrade to first class turned into a moral dilemma when a flight attendant asked her to give up her seat to a 10-year-old boy so he could sit with…